Missy Elliot - Ching-a-Ling

Chorus:
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here,
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here, (This is)
Thirsty, baby bring it over here, (a Missy Exclusive)
Thirsty, baby bring it over here,
See my money maker, do my money maker, (Crazy baby)
See my money maker, do my money maker (Serious man)
(Reversed) (Let's go!)

Verse 1:
M-I-S-E,
Missy be a freak,
Sex so good, I can freak you in my sleep
Ice on my sleeve, I can make a room freeze
Pockets more bigger than a stripper booty cheeks
Dudes don't speak when they look at my physique
French on my feet, cost about fifty
I don't swing from a pole, Missy swing from a tree
I'm Ahamed Ali, cause I can sting like a bee
Whatchu know about that
So cute and fat
Let him hit it once, and watch the dude come back
Cause the back so stacked, it's like sittin' on a jack
Missy be a mack, that's a true fact

Chorus:
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here
Thirsty, baby bring it over here
Thirsty, baby bring it over here (Whatchu know about that)
See my money maker, do my money maker
See my money maker, do my money maker
(Reversed)(I like this))

Verse 2:
Big things pop, little things stop
If you talk a lot, in your mouth you get socked
Miss don't flop, cause I'm a get the props (Come on)
House on the water, Aston Martin in the lot
Look at my watch, cost a whole lot
So iced out, you can't see it tick-tock
Yeah I'm so hot, and I can't be topped
Artist drop down like Michael Jackson socks
Got the game locked, make your body rock

If Missy ain't on it, then ya song don't knock
You might get mopped like a floor
So don't walk
You don't need to spit, unless you live what you talk (Let's go)

Chorus:
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here
Thirsty, baby bring it over here
Thirsty, baby bring it over here (Whatchu know about that)
See my money maker, do my money maker
See my money maker, do my money maker (Serious man)
(Reversed)

Verse 3:
Missy switch it up, do ya damn thang
Just like a chain, groupies wanna hang
Talk that slang, gon' head and let it bang
Make the hair stand like the hair on Don King
Boom, boom, shing
I shine like bling, bling
Call me a queen, mean chicks stay in ya lane
My flow so mean, if you know what I mean
So fresh and clean, you can call me Irish Spring
Whatchu know about that
Talk like exlax, if ya game wack
Then you ain't sayin' jack
Just like that, ya, ya, to get axed
Cause I got more hits than you can get out of a bat

Chorus:
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here
Ching-ching, gettin' paid over here (Crazy)
Thirsty, baby bring it over here
Thirsty, baby bring it over here (New Missy)
See my money maker, do my money maker
See my money maker, do my money maker
(Reversed)

Outro:
This is serious man!
Soft hook
Whatchu know about that
Whatchu know about that
Whatchu know about that
Now whatchu know about that

Flo-Rida Ft. T-Pain - Low

Chorus:]
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 1:]
I ain’t never seen nuthin that’ll make me go,
this crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do i see what I think I
Whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain’t the same when it’s up that close
Make it rain, I’m makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I’m into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain’t a problem, I know where it goes
She had them

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
[Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 2:]
Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that’ll make you moan

One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that’s three grand)
What you think I’m playin baby girl

I’m the man, I’ll bend the rubber bands

That’s what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn’t control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 3:]
Whoa
Shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
and I ain’t want it back,
The way she bit that rag,
got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo of above ‘er crack,
I had to handle that,

I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I’m zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn’t stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock,
Had to break her off that gwap
Gah it was fly just like my glock

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

C’mon

“mommy daddy aku mau ade!”

hari senen 25 agustus 2008 ada acara mnyambut bulan ramadhan diselolah kita disuruh pake baju muslim jumat saam bawa kerudung. Anehnya baju jumat gue dirumah gaada dan gue tanya ke rani sma mutya mereka gada yang merasa gebawa baju gue. Gue udah bingnug bgt tuh pagi2 gua nelp rani, dy blg gaada. Dan gue nelp mutya 3 kali dan jawabannya “ mutya nya lg mandi nanti telp lagi aja yaaa” aps gue telpyang ke 4 jawabannya masih sama dan yang angkat telpnya pembantunya karna uda kesel bgt gua tanya aja “masa masih mandi sih? Emgblm selesai dari tadi apa?” mbanya pun jawab dengan nada medok dan kebingungan gua ngmng gitu dia jawab “iya masih, hmm mungkin lagi B.A.B kali” ahahahahahah gua tutup telpon trus lgsg ketawa ngakak pembantunya polos banget dah sumpah. Yap akhrnya telp ke 5 gue bs ngmg sama mutya dan gue nanya tentang baju gue yang ntah kemana itu. Karena gaada harapan gue terpaksa pake baju putih biru biasa terus nyampe skolah gue lgsg beli baju nya. Yap gue bli ditemenin fanny, awalnya gue kira harganya ganyampe 50.000 jd gu cm bawa 50000 sisanya gue tinggal dikelas. Dan ternyata harganya 6o000 sanma harga tandanya 10000 jadi 70000 terpaksa gue harus ke lantai 3 lagi ngambiil duit dan turun lagi lgsg beli bajunya. Gue ganti baju di ruangan yang ada di koprasi karna disuruh sama ibu2 koprasi yang terkenal galak banger dan emang bener galak gua uda di marahin berkali2 hampir setiap gue ke koprasi. Sumpah tu baju geeeeedeeee abis dah padahal ukurannya s. uda gitu bajunya dari bahan yang tipis jadi agak2 ngejeplak gt, gue sama temen2 rish liatnya dan gue malah pengen nyari yang tebalan dikit. Tapi malah ada yang bilang “ biarin aja biar sexy hahaha” enak aja lu gua takut dimarahin guru tau! Yah karena acaranya udah mau mulai gue pun buru2 ke kabir yang udah di pinggirin meja2nya buat duduk. Ada penampilan dari anak tk yang sumpah itu luuuuucuuuu banget. Gue emang dari dasarnya suka sama anak kecil jadi gue demen banget nntnny. Yah sejak itu gue makin suka sama anak kecil dan gue ngiri banget sama rai, gara2 tanggal 28 nanti kakak iparnya istri kakak dy yang pertama bakal ngelahirin! Jadi............blan puasa dy sahur ditemenin keonakan, ngabuburit bisa sambil maenin keponakannya adduuuuuh ngiru banget yaa guaaaa! Gue ceita sm orang2 salah satu dr mereka blg suruh gue minta ade sama ortu,lah gue kan gaenak ngmgny ke nykp bokap dan katanya gue uruh ngmg “mommy daddy aku mau ade!” hahahah bakal gua coba ah tu idenya tapi si rani yang lo pasti tau dy emang dasar gila bilang “yauda buat aja linds!” eh muke lu jauh gila aja gua masi smp gini disuru buat ank ckckck rani rani. Ntar kalo gue uda bilang ke nyokap sama nyokap uda nanggepin gue cerita lagi yaaa

Tak ada rotan akar pun jadi

Hari minggu kmrn gue pergi ke taman angrek, nemenin nyokap liat pameran tv. Nyampe sana gue pun keliling nyari cd ost step up 2, cd itu uda gue cari sejak gue kelar nntu step up utk acr ultah aks kmaren. Digdg gue muteeer2 ama rani nyari ntu cd. Tapi smua tko pasti blang “step up 2 nya lagi kosong” dan smua toko yang gue tanya knp kosng atau aanya kapan pasti pada jawab “iya cdnya impor jadi susah” adohadoh udah semua tokomusik padahal gua datengin, music plus, duta suara, yg di graedia, disc tarra, sama apatu namanya gua lupa yang deket music plus. Yah karena masi penasara itu akhrny gue nyari di grand indonesia, pacific place sm taman anggrek. Yah gajauh beda ama digdg pasti smua toko gapunya cd itu. Akhrnya karena otak gu uda mentok bgt mau nyari kmana nyokap gua punya ide “linds! Di ambasador aja!” twewewew. Gua uda jauh2 muter biar dapet tuh cd asli taunya malah suru beli diambasador. Yaudah karna gue kebelet bgtpengen tu cd gua nurut aja. Toko yag pertama kosong dan dia dengan gaya sok jualan kaya di mall keren yang ac nya dingin dengan tampang songong bilang “ ya kan cd nya emang impor jadi susah” duile mba lu tinggal ngebajak aja pake bilang impor segala lg ckckckck. Yauda gua muter lagi dah dan di toko kedua banyak tuh ada cd nya gue beli mp3 dan ada kali 4 cd atau lebih isinya step up 2 semua hahahaha. Yahahahah akhrny perjuangan gua muter2 di segitu bntknya mall sia- sia da gue malah dapet banyak diambasador, murah lagi! Satunya 8.000 dan kalo beli 5 gratis 1, dan om gua nanya “ udah ada brp lind yg km mau?” gue jawab “7 cd om, tp mau aku kurangin 1 biar pas 6” dan om gua dengan baiknya bilang “ngapain dikurangin, udah beli aja 10 gratisnya 2 jadi 12” hahahah banyak ye ampe pusing gua milihnya. Soalnya kan kalo mp3 itu 1 cd ada banyak album, nah di 10 cd album2nya udah keulang berkali2 lah pasti. Yah tak ada rotan akarpun jadi, tak ada yang asli palsu pun jadi lah .

Step Up 2 - The Streets (OST) [ALBUM]

1. Flo Rida (Feat T-Pain) - Low 3:50
2. Missy Elliott - Shake Your Pom Pom 4:00
3. Cherish (feat Yung Joc) - Killa 3:50
4. Plies (feat Akon) - Hypnotized 3:08
5. Cassie - Is It You 3:57
6. Trey Songz (feat Plies) - Can't Help But Wait 3:24
7. T-Pain (feat Teddy Verseti) - Church 4:00
8. Missy Elliott - Ching-A-Ling 3:38
9. Enrique Iglesias - Push 3:28
10. Cupid (feat B.O.B) - 369 3:31
11. Bayje - Impossible 4:08
12. Sophia Fresh (feat Jay Lyriq) - Lives In Da Club 3:28
13. Scarface (feat Trey Songz) - Girl You Know 4:15
14. KC - Say Cheese 4:05
15. Brit & Alex - Let It Go 3:21
16. Montana Tucker, Sikora, Denial - Ain't No Stressin 4:19

More Then Words

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want to
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cause I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words

Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close don't ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cause I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words

'SUPERHERO MOVIE'

Sisi Lain Manusia Superhero

Superhero tidak selalu identik dengan kesempurnaan. Seperti si manusia capung, Rick Riker (Drake Bell), yang lebih sering mendapat sial dari kemampuan hebat yang diperolehnya. Kepandaian ajaib yang didapat Rick, bermula dari kejadian di sebuah kebun binatang, tempat ia dan rekan sekampusnya melakukan penelitian.

Waktu itu, ia tidak sengaja membuat terbakar seekor burung kakaktua, setelah ia berusaha mengambil gambarnya. Karena takut ketahuan oleh penjaga kebun binatang, burung yang hampir gosong itu ia injak-injak. Celakanya, bangkai burung itu ternyata tidak mau lepas dari sepatunya.

Ia pun mengerahkan segala daya untuk melepaskan bangkai burung yang melekat erat, dengan cara menerjang-nerjangkan kaki. Begitu terlepas dari tapak sepatu, bangkai burung kakaktua itu mengenai seorang mahasiswa yang galak. Ia pun dihajar, dan didorong ke tempat binatang biasa buang hajat.

Baju Rick terkotori kotoran hewan. Ia pun tunggang langgang mencari air untuk membersihkan kotoran yang ada di bajunya. Ia pun melihat air dalam botol putih, dan tanpa melihat dulu air apa itu adanya, ia langsung menuangkan isinya ke baju yang kotor.

Kejadian aneh pun terjadi, puluhan binatang dari berbagai jenis tiba-tiba bergelayut di tubuhnya, dan semuanya melakukan adegan orang bercinta. Saat itu pula, seekor capung yang terlepas dari sarangnya, menyengat leher Rick, sehingga meninggalkan bekas seperti bisul dan berwarna merah.

Ia pun pulang dalam keadaan sempoyongan. Begitu sampai di rumah, ia pun pingsan selama lima hari. Begitu sadar, ia mendapati tubuhnya lebih enteng dari biasanya. Bahkan luka sengatan di lehernya, sudah hilang tanpa bekas.


Saat berada di kampus, Rick mengalami kejadian yang ajaib. Waktu itu, ia memegang sebuah benda. Namun entah mengapa, benda itu melekat erat di tangannya. Sekuat tenaga ia berupaya melepaskan benda itu, namun sayangnya tidak mau dan ia kembali panik.

Akhirnya, benda itu lepas, dan mengenai kepala mahasiswa yang kemaren menghajarnya di kebun binatang. Mahasiswa itu kembali menyerang. Sasarannya bagian paling penting, yakni kepala Rick. Di luar kendali, tubuhnya bergerak reflek menghindari setiap pukulan. Tarung gratis itu mengundang decak kagum teman sekampus, dan itu membuatnya lalai menghindari serangan berikutnya.

Pulang dari kampus, ia pun riangnya bukan kepalang. Ia kini bisa memanjang dinding seperti layaknya cicak. Hebatnya lagi, ia bisa menari sesuka hati saat merayap. Tak dinyana, ia melihat sebuah kontainer sarat muatan, melaju dengan kencang.

Sopir kontainer berteriak, agar semua orang menghindar. Rupanya ia tidak bisa mengendalikan truk, karena remnya blong. Di zebra cross, kebetulan melintas seorang nenek bersama seekor anjing kecil. Naluri superhero yang ada dalam tubuhnya, segera bergerak cepat, dan berupaya menyelamatkan si nenek.


Depan truk itu pun blong oleh dorongan tangannya, dan orang yang melihat kagumnya bukan main. Mereka seolah lupa pada si nenek bersama anjingnya, yang dengan perlahan-perlahan terhisap sebuah pipa.

Di tempat lain, Lou Landers (Christopher McDonald) yang berjiwa jahat, mendapatkan kekuatan super akibat percobaan yang salah. Para pengusaha yang tidak mau membiayai proyeknya, langsung diserap rohnya. Kekuatan yang ia peroleh, memang bisa membuatnya menjadi kekal. Ia kini berubah menjadi The Hourglass atau Si Jam Pasir.

Hingga suatu kali, cewek yang ditaksirnya selama ini, Jill Johnson (Sara Paxton), disandera The Hourglass. Nyawanya terancam, dan Rick langsung berupaya menyelamatkannya. Ia pun berhasil, dan mendapatkan hadiah yang istimewa. Namun ia tidak bisa bernafas lega, karena The Hourglass masih mengincar nyawanya.

Film besutan Sutradara Craig Mazin ini, merupakan parodi dari film-film superhero. Cuplikan film Batman, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, X-Men dan lainnya, campur aduk dalam film ini. Bedanya, semua dikemas dalam bentuk komedi, sehingga mengundang tawa.



Lihatlah ulah si manusia obor Fantastic Four, yang tidak bisa mengendalikan dirinya yang terbakar api. Juga ada si Cyclops, si mata sinar X-Men yang minum vitamin untuk mengeluarkan sinar mata. Juga ada Prof. Stephen King, dan masih banyak lagi.

Lucunya, si manusia capung benar-benar o on (bego). Ia terpaksa pipis di celana, saat ketahuan masuk ruangan The Hourglass. Bahkan cuplikan kematian orang tuanya, merupakan hasil dari kebodohannya. Benar-benar pahlawan sial, pantas disandangkan pada manusia capung.

Sebagai superhero beraroma komedi, film ini lumayan menghibur. Walau terselip adegan yang tentunya harus anda jelaskan saat menontonnya bersama anak-anak. Namun sebaiknya, tidak usah ditonton bersama anak-anak, karena superhero yang satu ini untuk dewasa. Hendri Nova

Jenis : Komedi
Pemain: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Pamela Anderson, Tracy Morgan
Sutradara: Craig Mazin
Running Time: 1 hr. 25 min.
Release Date: March 28th, 2008 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for crude and sexual content, comic violence, drug references and language.
Distributors: MGM Distribution Company